CASE FILE 001: Tucker “Meatball” Grady
- Subject Classification: Class Delta-7 "Irrepressible Agent"
- Status: Active in the wild
- Background: Originally deployed as a Southern charm destabilizer, Tucker routinely exceeds chaos thresholds by storytelling with extreme enthusiasm.
- Behavioral Notes:
- Activation phrase: "GREASE THE WHEELS."
- Spreads mania via barbecue events.
- Hypnosis resistance: unbreakable.
- Containment Recommendations: Feed ribs hourly. Lavish praise on accent.