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Case Files

Welcome to the Case Files. These are the classified profiles of known Sleeper Comedians suspected of operating under the JK Ultra Comedy Directive. Approach with caution, and report any suspicious laughter.

CASE FILE 001: Tucker “Meatball” Grady

  • Subject Classification: Class Delta-7 "Irrepressible Agent"
  • Status: Active in the wild
  • Background: Originally deployed as a Southern charm destabilizer, Tucker routinely exceeds chaos thresholds by storytelling with extreme enthusiasm.
  • Behavioral Notes:
    • Activation phrase: "GREASE THE WHEELS."
    • Spreads mania via barbecue events.
    • Hypnosis resistance: unbreakable.
  • Containment Recommendations: Feed ribs hourly. Lavish praise on accent.

CASE FILE 002: Lana Voss

  • Subject Classification: Class Gamma-3 "Narrative Disruptor"
  • Status: Free-range operative
  • Background: Originally intended as social media asset, but escaped conditioning to become a memetic hazard on stage and online.
  • Behavioral Notes:
    • Extreme sarcasm triggers audience disarmament.
    • Rumored to emit “truth gas” during rants.
    • Refuses hierarchy; subversive humor constant.
  • Containment Recommendations: Distract with pop culture trivia. Limit live appearances.

CASE FILE 003: Pete “Gator” Hensley

  • Subject Classification: Class Beta-2 "Counterweight Asset"
  • Status: Semi-lucid
  • Background: Assigned as a stabilizing handler but consistently joins in subject misbehavior. Creates diversion through absurd metaphors.
  • Behavioral Notes:
    • Internal kill-switch phrase: "CATFISH SUPREME."
    • Prone to rambling moral arguments.
    • Weakness for fried foods compromises missions.
  • Containment Recommendations: Provide buffet. Engage in low-stakes ethical debates.

CASE FILE 004: Marcy Killigan

  • Subject Classification: Class Theta-4 "Chaos Agent"
  • Status: Wildly non-compliant
  • Background: Entered program as a “normalizing voice” but radicalized audience with dark humor and conspiratorial asides.
  • Behavioral Notes:
    • Deflects interrogation with layered irony.
    • Rumored to possess photographic memory of all embarrassing secrets.
    • Laugh triggers confusion in crowds.
  • Containment Recommendations: Confuse with contradictory orders. Bribe with gossip.

CASE FILE 005: Big Rich Romero

  • Subject Classification: Class Omega-5 "Gentle Giant Asset"
  • Status: Partially compliant
  • Background: Developed as a “straight man” to subdue group chaos but developed rogue rhetorical tendencies.
  • Behavioral Notes:
    • Activation phrase: "BIG DOG’S HUNGRY."
    • Calms crowds with soothing baritone before ranting about local government corruption.
    • Responds favorably to praise but unfiltered when drunk.
  • Containment Recommendations: Provide microphone. Sedate with beer. Offer small-town politics debates.