Accidental utterance of the activation phrase during routine maintenance
resulted in full asset activation. Grady immediately ceased repair work and
began delivering an unsolicited stand-up routine to all personnel present.
Behavioral Notes
- Abandoned tool belt mid-sentence.
- Climbed onto a freight car to improve stage presence.
- Delivered jokes about union dues, rail greasers, and OSHA.
- Refused to stop despite multiple requests.
Collateral Impact
- Two rail switches left excessively greased, causing slip hazards.
- One crew member sustained minor injuries due to laughter-induced loss of balance.
- Switch #19 rendered inoperable after saturation with industrial grease.
Containment Actions
- Phrase suppression protocols enacted.
- Grady tranquilized (mild dose) and transported for debrief.
- Rail yard closed for hazardous material cleanup.
Forensic Summary
Scene analysis confirms accidental activation due to conversational slip.
All comedic material was improvised and consistent with Grady's known style.
Excess grease was determined to be intentional sabotage for comedic effect.
Status
Contained. Undergoing reconditioning and phrase reprogramming.
